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Thursday, 10 March 2016

COMEDY & JOKES: You can't beat an Igbo man lol


Can't stop laughing after reading this. 😀😀😀😀😀
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An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside

'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats,  your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to see if he can recover his money using another mode.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k"

You can't beat an Igbo man . Don't  laugh alone, put a smile on someone's face by sharing.

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